Here he is. The Couch Pillow. An actual item, this plump little pal has been enhanced with eight lovable facial expressions and is all ready to fluff up all your texts. He features one small rip due to many happy years on his developers bed, but hes actually proud to show off that little bit of stuffing; hed much rather be loved than perfect. Though the Couch Pillow adores being squeezed and hugged, he gets his head in the clouds when you text him to a friend. Who can resist?